Backpacks

Remember in grade school when coolness was somehow linked to whether you wore your backpack on one shoulder or two? For me, in elementary school it was two, then in sixth grade that suddenly became dorky and you only needed one strap, and then high school rolled around and it gradually went back to two. Well, this coolness variable hasn't stopped for me, as I realized that this morning. (I'm a two-shoulderer) I was walking down the sidewalked and passed someone I knew who was wearing his backpack on just one shoulder and instantly thought to myself, "that looks dorky...put the other strap on," and then proceeded to entertain myself by analyzing the differences between one shoulderers and two shoulderers. Interesting stuff, eh? I thought so.